Revolutionary Fuel???

Last night on the radio I heard an interview with J. C. Bell, the founder of Bell Bio Energy Inc. You will probably be hearing more about this company in the future as he may have solved our energy problems.

Oil, gasoline, and diesel fuel are made up of hydrocarbons. Bell has found a way to produce hydrocarbons and capture them to be used as fuel. The process is inspired by the digestion of a cow. What is one of the main byproducts of a cow's digestion? Methane; CH4. Methane is the simplest of the hydrocarbons and it is produced by the bacteria in the cows' stomach after consumption of grass and other biomass. Mr. Bell found that different bacteria can produce different hydrocarbons. Bacteria from the gut of Amazonian catfish, for instance, can make oil. For every ton of biomass 2 barrels of oil can be produced.

The U.S. Department of Agriculture estimates that there are 1.1 billion tons of biomass readily available every year, and they estimate that number can easily be doubled. I'd say that number could easily be tripled if there were programs for collecting grass clipping, banana peels, egg shells, etc.

He has already met with the government, has a contract with the military, and is in the process of setting up 5 plants throughout the United States. We should see some gas stations carrying this fuel in about a year. A fuel plant works like this... The biomass, (grass, wood, sawdust, any organic waste) is ground up into a sludge, water is added, it's put into a giant vat of hydrocarbon producing bacteria, the hydrocarbons are captured to be turned into fuel, and what is left over is compost which can then be sold to the public.

It will be interesting to see if this will be a viable solution to put a dent in our energy needs. I'm ready for it. I might have to get a new bumper sticker for my car though. This technology is going to ruin the joke.

Tornado!!!

Today I volunteered in the area that was hit hardest by the tornado. The devastation and wreckage is unlike anything I have ever seen. Even seeing all of it on t.v. is nothing compared to what it's like sifting through it and cleaning out people's houses. We canvassed the neighborhoods asking home owners if they'd like any help. I spent most of the day with a guy whose entire roof was blown off (top picture). His 90 year old mother sat in the living room, not knowing it was a tornado, and the roof was ripped off right above her head. We cleared his, and some of the neighbor's roof out of the backyard along with fallen trees and fences. Then we moved his belongings to moving trucks. What's remaining of the house is scheduled for demo in two days. And that is just one house. There are nearly 100 houses that are complete losses and hundreds more that have severe damage and will need some kind of major repair. I wasn't prepared for the amount of insulation that covers nearly every surface, inside and outside. Everything is peppered with insulation. Everybody is getting all of the debris out to their front yards where crane-dump-trucks then come by and pick it up.

Our house is fine and I feel bad even telling people about our broken windows and minor damage when there are homes that were blown off their foundation. I was taking a video of the hail when the tornado came. In the video you can watch the escalation in the size of the hail, the kids' anxiety level, and the wind speed at the very end. I stopped filming once I realized that what I was seeing was not normal and I needed to get everybody to the basement. Through the video, our patio furniture stays on the patio but in the end I was getting the chairs at the end of the block. Another thing to look at in the video are the holes that appear in the storage box on the left hand side of the patio.

Tornado video from across the lake

This is a link to a video shot from an office on the other side of the lake from where we live. From where he is standing, our house would be 3 houses in from the shore of the lake on the left hand side of the screen. I'm not sure how long the news channel will the link up. I'll upload some video of the hail that I took before I grabbed the kids and headed for the basement.

Warm weather has finally arrived.

We enjoyed the warmer weather this weekend at the soccer fields and on a hike with Chris and his daughter. It's the last week of school this week and the kids are getting an early start at staying home...all three of them had fevers this morning. Hope for a speedy recovery as they have Field Day and an ice cream party to round out the school year. Last game of the season!

Soccer fans.

Man Babies

I came across the website manbabies.com the other day and was inspired to make my own disturbing image.

Chilli the Cow

Chilli the Cow is thought to be the world's largest cow. I emailed the picture and accompanying article to my friend Chris and it started a heated debate as to whether Chilli is real or not. He claimed the photos of him are fakes and backed up his argument by calling me a loser. I was nearly swayed by his flattering persuasiveness when I found video evidence of Chilli's existence. I haven't heard if I'm still a loser or not.

Here are a few other giants that are hard to believe and some of them are fakes. Can you tell which ones?

So, do you think you can spot a fake? The bull with the huge horns is real. This bull has the world's largest horn circumference. This image is off of the web and it looks fake. It isn't though. I also have the Guinness Book of World Records and he's in there too...

The next one with the kid walking the giant dog is a fake. You may have seen this one last year in a widely circulated email.

The giant Great Dane is the worlds tallest dog and is real. Take a look at the video here.

The fishy picture is real and is the world's largest catfish, also the world's largest freshwater fish ever caught. Photo by Suthep Kritsanavarin of the World Wildlife Fund.

And lastly, the picture of the world's biggest moron, believe it or not, is real.

Signs of the Apocolypse

People have been thinking the world is going to end for thousands of years now. With all of the natural disasters and prophecies regarding Israel, Iran, Russia, etc. it does make you stop and wonder. I wasn't convinced until I came across this next video. Seriously, this will chill you to the bone...

Another sign...

Worlds most annoying toy

This is a warning to all of my friends and family who have children. If you buy my kids an annoying toy, you're child will be getting this for Christmas, birthdays, Easter, Memorial Day, Fourth of July, Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Kwanza just to be safe.

Indiana Jones and the Crafty Kid.

I was pretty proud of my 6 year old over the weekend. He's taken notice of all of the advertising for the new Indiana Jones movie and told his mom that he wanted an Indiana Jones action figure. Knowing that we weren't going to rush out to the store to pick one up, he decided to make one. This is a testament to having plenty of 'crafty' stuff around. Personally, I think Indy looks better than ever.

Global Warming to "temporarily" halt.

I thought there was a consensus about this whole global warming thing. Ted Turner; aren't we supposed to start eating each other soon? Two days ago this may have been true. But now, the warming will just be delayed for 10 years. Read this article and tell me these guys don't come up with this stuff using the the Commador 64 of the 80's. It's probably a bunch of dudes sitting around listening to Pink Floyd, eating Pudding Pops and Pop Rocks. The amazing part of all of this is that the world is still playing along with all of this. Here is a short list of things associated with global warming but in the sense that they are man's reaction to the scam. Carbon Taxes, Kyoto, ANWR, Cap and Trade policies, Biofuels, reluctance to use coal, corn farming subsidies, rising food prices, starving 3rd-world countries. Not one of these things could have the power to stop global warming even if it were real and have only added to our problems. Common Sense is dead. R. I. P.

This makes me claustrophopic just watching it.

These guys have got to love their jobs. I bet they're great at packing a suitcase.

Air Jelly

This has to be one of the strangest and coolest things I've ever seen. I want one. Not sure it'd fit in the house though. I can't wait until they have these things flying around the arenas at basketball and hockey games dropping things on the crowd.

Does this guy look like a winner?

No? Well, you're right; he's not. For the third week in row I managed a last minute victory over my increasingly unstable fishing nemesis, Mr. Grumpypants himself, Chris. You can actually physically see the changes that are happening to this man as week after week he is handed debilitating losses. Last night, the only thing Chris lost was his pride. I guess a little dignity as well, but thats for another post. My brother Rob, on the other hand, a newcomer to our competition, lost a little bit more than pride; he got his tackle-box raided. Now I know what you are all thinking. "Theses guys are so childish." But let me assure you. The quest for the Bassmaster title is serious. Very serious.