Danger

Yesterday I was in Home Depot for some things. I'm scraping out some grout and caulk in the shower to make things shiny and new. Anyway, I found myself flirting with danger in the search for my items. I was wandering around looking for the caulk when I thought I'd stop in the men's room before continuing my journey. While I was in there there was a rather large employee using one of the other urinals. My first thought was, "Well I'll just ask this guy where it is." But then I thought about the consequences of asking such in innocent question.

Things not to ask a Home Depot employee while in the men's room,
"Where is the caulk?" and "Can you tell me where I'd find the tubes of caulk please?"