Shoulda had him cremated...

Man's coffin kills wife on way to cemetery

SAO PAULO, Brazil - Police say a woman has died on the way to a cemetery when a traffic accident hurled her husband's coffin against the back of her neck.
Police said 67-year-old Marciana Silva Barcelos was in the front passenger seat of the hearse when the accident occurred Monday in the southern state of Rio Grande do Sul.
Barcelos died instantly.

Her 76-year-old husband, Josi Silveira Coimbra, died Sunday of a heart attack while dancing at a party.

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Monsters vs. Aliens

Take a look at a new movie coming out by DreamWorks and notice at the 43 second mark... Does anybody else think that alien looks like Barack Obama?

White Trash News Flash

NORTH PLATTE, Neb. — A North Platte man faces a domestic assault charge after he allegedly attacked his girlfriend for making him macaroni for dinner.

Police say Donald Jacobs Jr. was arrested last Saturday.
Investigator Dale Matuszczak says the woman called for help after locking herself in a bathroom.
Matuszczak says she apparently had been hit with a cooking pot, suffering a cut on her nose and bruise on her face.

According to the police report, Jacobs was intoxicated and assaulted the woman when he discovered she made macaroni for his dinner. Food was tossed around the house as he hit the woman with the pot.

Jacobs is charged with second-degree domestic assault.

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And to think I was going to have the Jacobs over for dinner. Guess we had better make it a pot-luck.

Breakfast of Champions

This morning cultural diversity was the topic of conversation around the breakfast table as my 4 year old asked for "Racist Puffs". They do look a little racist, don't they...

Homeschooling anyone?

Take a look at this video and prepare yourself to be disgusted by a 3rd grade school teacher who brings her slanted perspective into the classroom.

Danger

Yesterday I was in Home Depot for some things. I'm scraping out some grout and caulk in the shower to make things shiny and new. Anyway, I found myself flirting with danger in the search for my items. I was wandering around looking for the caulk when I thought I'd stop in the men's room before continuing my journey. While I was in there there was a rather large employee using one of the other urinals. My first thought was, "Well I'll just ask this guy where it is." But then I thought about the consequences of asking such in innocent question.

Things not to ask a Home Depot employee while in the men's room,
"Where is the caulk?" and "Can you tell me where I'd find the tubes of caulk please?"

Bible prophecy

Two headlines caught my attention today that are both straight out of the Bible. Specifically I'm talking about Ezekiel 38 and 39, and the war of Gog (Putin?) and Magog (Russia). For more information on that stuff I highly recommend Epicenter by Joel Rosenberg.

Putin may return to Kremlin in '09: report

MOSCOW (Reuters) – Russian President Dmitry Medvedev could resign from his
post in 2009 to pave the way for Vladimir Putin to return to the Kremlin,
Vedomosti newspaper reported on Thursday, citing an unidentified source close to
the Kremlin.
Medvedev Wednesday proposed increasing the presidential term to
six years from four years, a step the newspaper said was part of a plan drawn up
by Vladislav Surkov, who serves as Medvedev's first deputy chief of
staff.
Under the plan, Medvedev could implement changes to the constitution
and unpopular social reforms "so that Putin could return to the Kremlin for a
longer period," the newspaper said.
"Under this scenario Medvedev could
resign early citing changes to the constitution and then presidential elections
could take place in 2009," the newspaper said, citing the unidentified source
close to the Kremlinl.
The paper said Putin, who is currently prime minister,
could then rule for two six year terms, so from 2009 to 2021.

Full Story from Yahoo News...

The other headline is straight out of Revelation Chapter 13 which I wrote about a few weeks ago.

In Some Nations, People Look to Obama as President of the World

President-elect Barack Obama is being embraced worldwide as a symbol of a new beginning for international relations.

Barack Obama's election on Tuesday set off international celebrations and ignited a fervor for the United States that has been unseen since the days immediately following the September 11, 2001, terror attacks.
To some observers, the international reaction has elevated America's president-elect to an unparalleled post: president of the world.

Full Story from Fox News

Any thoughts people?